Please consider turning it on! This content contains affiliate links. Develop your characters. [13] Filch also did not care for Hagrid as a professor and treated him as if he were inferior, possibly because he was half-giant. I cant write that well so dont expect anything amazing!! It is unknown what was made of Filch, or even if he was mistreated by the Carrows simply for being a Squib. Umbridge's Educational Decrees were abolished, as well as her Approval for Whipping, as Albus Dumbledore was reinstated as Headmaster, meaning that he never got the opportunity to inflict corporal punishment on the students. [59] Later that same month, after Gryffindor's abysmal performance in their Quidditch match against Hufflepuff, the Slytherin sang Weasley is Our King so loudly and frequently that Filch banned the song from the corridors out of sheer irritation.[60]. Gilderoy Lockhart is 100% used to getting what he wants and this time is no different. Did you lovethe movieGroundhog Day but also lamented the lack of wizard boy sex in it? [46][47], In October, Filch underwent an extra-thorough cleaning of the Castle and acted ferociously to any students who forgot to wipe their shoes. Severus Snape agreed with Filch, not because he had the same opinion, but because he wanted Harry to be punished. It is presumed that this on-going war between them continued after the Battle of Hogwarts. InA Bit of Respite by Bryonia Alba,Percy and Oliver get some much needed alone time. The strange gifts he has, and isn't going to question, should help in that regard. She moved over and greeted Harry with a hug and a kiss which caused Hermione to flinch. [68] During the Start-of-Term Feast, Albus Dumbledore informed the students that Filch had asked him to remind the them that there was a blanket ban on any joke items bought at Fred and George Weasley's shop, Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. They brought either a Nose-Biting Teacup or Fanged Frisbee from Zonko's Joke Shop, and after Jacob's sibling placed the prank device inside his office after hiding themselves with the Shrinking Charm, Filch opened the box containing the prank device which forced him and Mrs Norris to retreat, allowing them to read and retrieve the notebooks. Youve been warned. If you need help, you can contact: The Bureaucrats: HarryPotter512 and Scarletmoon579 The Administrators: Aliceandjasperforever, Hermione524 and Philered Our Head-Boy: Philered Our Biggest Contributor . Albus is having the worst birthday ever, and James comes to his rescue. Welcome to Harry Potter Fan Fiction Wiki!At the Harry Potter Fanfiction Wiki, everything fan fiction is welcome. Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot. [70] Filch was also caretaker when Snape was a student at Hogwarts. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Harry has won the Triwizard Tournament, Cedric is dead, and Voldemort is back. [13] He disliked the students and constantly hassled them over the littlest infraction and took delight in the doling out of detention-worthy write-ups. [10], Little is known about Filch's early life. [2], During the next years, Harry disliked Filch even more, especially when the caretaker took the side of Dolores Umbridge, during Harry's fifth year. How will being left in the hands of a sexual predator at a young age affect the upcoming war? [2] However, Filch did always plead to Dumbledore to permit him to use corporeal punishments on the students, a request that was never granted, which became a primary reason why Filch preferred Umbridge as head of the school. A new educational decree turns Harrys life upside down. [14] Ron Weasley also suspected that Filch was always in such a foul mood due to his status as a Squib, and thus resented young wizards and witches as a result. Harry looked into Hermione's eyes. Marrying Millicent Bulstrode, the ugly, smelly and fat girl of Slytherin, who liked to giggle with that irritating sound that tears through your head like the wail of a pig? Five years after their marriage, Harry and Ginny encounter new and disturbing challenges to their marriage and their happiness. [14], During the 1970s, Filch did many write-ups of James Potter and Sirius Black, occasionally accompanied by the names of Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew. Keep an eye on your inbox. Under the Night Skyby BOMBARDMAXIMApairs Albus with his brother James. ), theres a Harry Potter erotica fanfic thats right for you. by Sarah1281. Despite the fact that Filch never directly participated in the, Interestingly, Filch's love of medieval punishments would finally be achieved when the actor who played him in the films, David Bradley, would go on to play Lord Walder Frey in the famous. [17] Filch stored the map in a cabinet marked "Confiscated and Highly Dangerous". This is a story in which Harry has sex with just about everyone. Harry Potter is such a beautiful, erotic boy, and Gilderoy will have him wrapped tightly around his finger in the time it takes you to say Boggart. In Happy Birthday, Hermione! They were given detention in the Forbidden Forest, along with deductions of fifty house points each. The full list comprises some four hundred and thirty-seven items, I believe, and can be viewed in Mr Filch's office, if anybody would like to check it.Albus Dumbledore starts his announcements over the Start-of-Term Feast, Before the start of the school term, Filch extended the list of forbidden objects within the school premises so that it included four hundred and thirty-seven items, including Screaming Yo-yos, Fanged Frisbees, and Ever-Bashing Boomerangs. Sometime in 1989 or 1990, Fred and George let off a Dungbomb and were caught by Filch, who took them to his office and threatened them with his usual unpleasant punishments he always had in mind. Malfoy, however, never showed up and instead tipped Filch that there would be students out of bed in the Trophy Room. Inanimate objects get involved inFirst Encounterby Lyris Malachi. [41], On 31 October, Filch stood by the Entrance Hall checking the names of those going to the first Hogsmeade trip of the term. Harry goes into heat and Arthur cant resist. This isn't going to be everybody's cup of tea. But when their children of the future appears, they are to read the books of their past,. Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes. Filch tried to frighten them, by telling that many dangerous creatures lived there. That's what fanfiction is about. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux by Mike. Look at the tags, and bear in mind that this is smut through and through. Argus Filch was a Squib and the caretaker of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry since around 1973. It would explain a lot. During the first stage of the battle, Filch was left with a deep gash in his left arm. [32], On their very first morning at Hogwarts, 2 September, 1991, Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley managed to get on Filch's wrong side. [48], On several occasions in December, Filch had to take Peeves from inside suits of armour, where he had taken to hide, singing Christmas carols with very rude lyrics of his own invention.[49]. [9] In keeping with his dislike for students and their inevitable tendency to create messes and disorder (which he, as caretaker, would get stuck cleaning up), Filch idolised "the old ways" of discipline and constantly lamented that he was no longer allowed to use corporal punishment. [47] During the Hallowe'en feast on 31 October, Filch wore his mouldy old tailcoat and added chairs to accommodate Igor Karkaroff, Olympe Maxime, Ludovic Bagman, and Bartemius Crouch Senior at the Staff Table. . Hes bitter.Ron Weasley's explanation of Filch's grouchy personality, Very foul-tempered, cantankerous, and easily annoyed, Filch had an extremely unpleasant personality. One of the most popular male on male couples in the Harry Potter fandom are Sirius Black/Remus Lupin (WolfStar). He hummed creakily under his breath, under the prospect of the changes Umbridge had announced him. On 1 August 1997, the Ministry of Magic was taken over by Lord Voldemort's Death Eaters. This one features a lot of different ladies, so buckle up. [4] The Map was later brought back to Filch's office and kept there until Fred and George Weasley 'nicked' it during their first year, 19891990 school year, at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry after being hauled to his office for letting off a Dungbomb in a corridor. Filch usually wandered around the school corridors with his cat Mrs Norris, trying to catch students breaking the school rules and complaining about Peeves the Poltergeist . The name "Argus" comes from Greek mythology, where it was the name of a giant with one hundred eyes who served the goddess Hera as a watchman (much like Mr Filch's role in patrolling the hallways of Hogwarts). Erotic Heatby AnnaBelle Rose22 features Rose and Lily Luna, but also Ginny and Harry. The idea of sex has always frightened Neville, but Luna is more than happy to guide the way. Harry finds a butt plug that makes the person with it in them horny as hell. Though clearly thinking that Professor McGonagall had gone insane, Filch complied. [35], On 26 May, Filch brought the four students to Rubeus Hagrid, who was assigned to lead them into the Forbidden Forest. [46], That school year, the Triwizard Tournament took place at Hogwarts. He left Harry and ran to find Peeves, excited that he might finally be able to pursuade Dumbledore to kick Peeves out of Hogwarts. Arthur is fascinated by Harry's stretch marks. [83], Immediately after the battle, Filch grimly looked at a large pile of rubble in the Entrance Hall, which he dutifully began trying to sweep up, while the fighters gathered in the Great Hall mourning over the dead, and celebrating over their victory.[82]. Well, he thinks so, and he intends to act on it. This is weird and awful and bad things happen in it. It's me, Harry." Harry said calmly. [15] In the 1977-1978 school year, Filch, probably on a tip-off from Severus Snape, whose obsession it had become to expose his arch-rival, James Potter in wrongdoing, confiscated the Marauder's Map after the Marauders over-reached themselves and were cornered. Thank you for signing up! Modified 3 years, 4 months ago. He felt perfectly content. Despite working at a school, Filch deeply resented the students and was greatly disliked by them in return,[13] and some members of the staff, as well. Were giving away a stack of our 20 favorite books of the year. With the passing of Educational Decree Number Twenty-Three, which appointed Dolores Umbridge to the post of High Inquisitor of Hogwarts, the Ministry effectively started its interference at the school. Filch thanked the student for their help, despite his usually grouchy nature. [14] Then, he believed that Harry was the one who petrified Mrs Norris, Filch's cat, as he was one of the few people who knew he was a Squib. Hermione broke the hug. Please consider turning it on! [38] His cat was cured via the administration of Professor Sprouts Mandrake Restorative Draught, brewed with Professor Sprout's Mandrakes. I am legitimately sad about it now. There are so many Drapple fics to choose from, but one of the steamiest isForbidden Fruitby Charlotte Blackwood. [70], After Harry Potter's discovery of the Half-Blood Prince's copy of Advanced Potion-Making, he learnt several new spells such as Langlock, a jinx that glued the victim's tongue to the roof of the mouth. Harry cast this jinx twice, to general applause, on an unsuspecting Argus Filch. [51] Furthermore, while Snape gave some leniency to students of Slytherin, Filch saw no such mercy with any of the students. [44], That same year, Harry Potter was given the Marauder's Map by Fred and George Weasley, using it to sneak into Hogsmeade Village and walk throughout the castle, without Filch noticing him. A Question of Valueby Inell pairs Hermione with Percy Weasley on the Quidditch Pitch. As much as I prefer my canon couples, non-canon erotica is where the Harry Potter fandom really starts having fun. [13], During the Start-of-Term Feast in the evening of 1 September, Filch stood by the double doors leading to the Great Hall as Headmaster Albus Dumbledore gave his start-of-term notices. Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents - In this beloved erotic comedy with over 1,000 reviews, Harry leads his friends on a Horcrux hunt after reading a magical book that gives him special powers. Dungbombs and Stink Pellets were frequently dropped in the corridors, so that students performed Bubble-Head Charms on themselves to get a supply of fresh air. tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10. Confused about what he felt and hearing his mum's final words, Harry's mind starts to unlock things that had been better left forgotten. Not enough for you? Harry sank into one of the trick steps and got stuck in it, making his golden egg break open and wail. This doesnt end the same as all the others did. Additional tags/pairings will be added as and when. [45], After Sirius Black's second break-in in the evening of 5 February, Filch bustled around the corridors boarding up everything from tiny cracks in the walls to mouse holes. The twins noticed a filing cabinet marked Confiscated and Highly Dangerous so, curious, they let off another Dungbomb in his office and "nicked" the Marauder's Map, which was stored inside that drawer, from him. Apparently, Filch lost some of his duties, as punishment seemed to be given out exclusively by the Carrows and Severus Snape. Harry decides to have sex in his last year at Hogwarts with anyone that he wanted. [13], The next school year, Filch was furious when Harry learnt that he was a Squib. In 1991, Harry and Ron managed to get on Filch's bad side on their very first day at Hogwarts School, when he and Ronald Weasley got lost and inadvertently tried to enter the out-of-bounds third-floor corridor. If youre into other canon pairings, many of the more conventional pairings are often included in non-canon erotica. After readingHarry Potter and the Cursed Child,I felt a little cheated that Scorpius and Albus Severus didnt end up together. Hearing this, Filch thought that Peeves stole the egg. Book 6, Brotherhood. Severus Snape joined them, and killed Albus Dumbledore atop the Tower[75] (in fact, Snape was a double agent and was working on Dumbledore's orders, meaning since Dumbledore was already slowly dying, Snape's killing of him was a mercy killing).[76]. They attracted his attention by sticking a Blood Pop in Mrs Norris's fur. So far anyone who had so much dared to glance at the dark forbidding space between the Weasley womans legs had been turned to stone. Non-canon Harry Potter erotica: m/m. . Harry Potter/Blaise Zabini/Theodor Nott/Draco Malfoy. [2] She had dust-coloured fur and yellow, lamp-like eyes. Harry po jistm incidentu skon porann a v bezvdom v postrann ulice, kde ho najde njak mu. [69] Filch, however, was hoodwinked by Fred and George's Owl order service, in which their products came disguised as perfumes and cough potions. [2], Haven't you been complaining about Peeves for a quarter of a century?Minerva McGonagall, in 1998, indicates how long Filch has been working at Hogwarts, In around 1968,[11] Filch joined the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry,[9] succeeding Apollyon Pringle as Caretaker.
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